Hello, operator, for whom may I direct your call?
Direct me to the interdimensional transit service please, I'd like to book a ticket to another universe.
furby
Pizza place... I want pizza!
the department of lost calls, im here to adopt one
yes, can you connect me to the blood bank please? I need to make a withdrawal
this could have been an email
blahaj
Your mom.
🥴 hello? god?
The 1920s called, they want their operator back.
I don't play arknights
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