Pandy · 9 answers · 1y

A friend of yours (who gender you are least / not attracted to) is really self-conscious about their body and asks if they can share their nudes with you to get your honest opinion? What do you do?

Bro, I don't need to see your nudes to know that you're a stud, hey let's go out and get you laid OK? (by the way, you were nominated for best spoken word album at the Grammys and lost to Obama, shhh just go with it)

I'd question the reason given because all my three friends are hot and they know it. Like if you want to show me some nudes don't lie to me as a set up.

No one who knows me would actually select me for this because of the amount of times I've said everyone looks dumb in nudes. It's impossible to look "good", because it's an incredibly silly thing to participate in imo. The situation is an absurd one. So either be at peace with the silliness of it and embrace what it looks like afterward, which is gonna be SILLY, or just don't take any.

My honest opinion on that is that it very likely is doing no good judging the body of friends. You might accept a foreign opinion of sb unconnected much easier than that of sb you like and expect some loyalty of.

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