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I murder the spider in cold blood.

I take my shoe off and whack it hard.

A Huntsman? Probably let it do it's thing.

Ask it if it wants to d-d-d-d-duel.

I’m not generally afraid of spiders. Is it behaving defensively? Chillin’? If it’s behaving defensively then I’m getting the bug spray and a broom. If it’s just chillin, I’m getting the dust pan and the broom and taking it outside.

It's got three days as a guest, then it can start chipping in on the rent or it can GTFO 😛

“Burn the entire house down immediately” is the only acceptable answer.

I look it up on Google to get to know it and see if it poses any risk. Also I think about any old shoe boxes I might have to offer it a new home.

AHHHHH grabs shoe splat 😆

Catch it and sell it.

Ha! That’s nothing. Did I tell you about the time an American cockroach sccurried over my arm to my elbow, and then stared me in the eyes with its surprisingly tiny face and large eyes ? Yeah…

Try to capture it and let it out far from my home