Fuck it.

no?

I don’t really care. They can bedazzle whatever brings them joy.

Ripping out hair and then immediately gluing some shit to irritated skin? In this home? Just get a tattoo, show some commitment.

After I’d finished laughing, I’d be asking all kinds of questions about comfort, chaffing, hygiene, cost, how often they fall off etc etc etc

My jewels are bejeweled, shut up only God can judge me 😛

You mean glitter glued to the skin? Or extensive jewelry ?

"Omg cool! Can I have it too?"