Naw

no

Nope but I'll probably do it in the next 24 hours

Not lied exactly, but I should have told the taxi driver yesterday that he was a misinformed raving Tory conspiracy theorist who should shut the fuck up.

no but I plan to soon

Yeh, I lie to everyone constantly, I'll lie rn

Nah, no reason to, I might in the next few days to get out of something this weekend - got that baby chambered and ready to deploy

Nope.

No.

Not really.

Yes. Told folks I was working yesterday just to do Pokemon Go event.

Yeah I'm bad

What Aaron said.

No.

When I recall correctly I lied four times. Deliberately.