Pandy · 12 answers · 1y

What do you wish on your worst enemy?

Nothing..because I have better things to do than wishing things on people that I don't care about tbh. BTW, I don't think I have enemies

I just wish they forget me completely so I don’t have to ever worry about them trying to enter my life again.

Right now my worse enemy is that toxic fish. I wish for them to have complete failure at making friends and bad grades in school, and if they try to end themselves that they always fail at that, forcing them to live a miserable, unfulfilling life.

I try to master the art of pulling them deep down inside my fantasy. The chambers of wrath. Then it feels weird, they wear off. Then they are just annoying. Then I lose interest. Then the enemy gets my pity. But the process might take years. My recent worst enemy now has been diagnosed with brain cancer. Plus a stressful life with a wife with high goals and ambition and no chance. I would not want to change sides with him.

I wish, that you'd wake up with either mashed potatoes or bread pudding mysteriously caked on the inside of all your pants. 💀

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