Doubt it

Doubt it.

As much as that should happen, I think there's a better chance at the same person winning the lottery for the next 2 months.

Not a chance in hell.

Hardly. But is is an official stamp on his face as a wanted person. Like any other thief, molester, murderer on the run. Right now it is just the disgrace. Later on it might be even more serious.

I'm sure he will turn himself in right after Obama Trump Bush x 2 and Biden and Clinton do

Pfft, please. George Bush has several warranties for war crimes and he's off painting somewhere 😄

Nope

Can’t we just cut off his 🏀 🏀 and make him a eunuch in a woman’s prison?

Just the opposite.

Depends on the jurisdiction he's in

No.