Lol I'm glad my warped mind inspired a question 😅 😜.. How I would do it brings out the artist in me. Boat explosion.. I would rent a boat. Take it far enough off shore preferably off the florida coast.. as not to be seen. Call my mom when I know she won't pick up the phone. On the boat leave her a pre recorded message connected to a timer, so when it hits midway through the message.. BOOM, the boat explodes. I already have dived to the bottom where I've stashed scuba diving equipment... I swim to a fishing boat where I've bribed the fisherman to smuggle me into Cuba.. Houses are dirt cheap there. I grow a goatee and fashion an eye patch, living the rest of my days as a one eyed dancing instructor in Havana.. 🇨🇺🇨🇺🕺💃😁