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How would you feel if you ended up stumbling onto a genie who happily grants your wishes... Only absolutely every single one of them results in your waistline swelling and humiliating you
Rude and mean genies are easily the best kind! 🥴 I imagine even if I specifically wished that he wouldn't make my waistline bigger, I'd find myself shrinking, but inexplicably growing rounder. My waist is still 55" around, I just happen to also be 55" tall now 😳 Cue me wishing to go back to my normal height: too bad I didn't specify that I still didn't want my waistline to grow...
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