Anonymous Coward · 1y
I’m not normally into farts and I don’t like getting pigeonholed into sometimes-kinks, BUT I’m thinking about the idea of your fatter friend specifically stuffing their face with a bunch of food that makes them gassy, and cursing you with having to be the one that farts it out. Y’all hang out in a group setting and they keep chiding you for being a fat gassy slob knowing it’s actually their doing~ “no wonder you’re a pig, you’re fucking gross dude, jeez,”
I get worried about being pigeonholed into being "the guy that likes gross things" despite the fact that I'm also into just cutesy blimpy type stuff (and so many more things that it's hard to list them all!). HOWEVER, this thought is gonna make me shoot here in a minute, 'cause I'm a whore that loves having control over myself taken from me 😳🥴 I hope they get so gassy that I can't even beg for people to stop looking at me 'cause I'm constantly bent over clutching my belly and moaning out bombastic farts jalkjljsd
