I was at a party at my aunts house, there were quite a few people I didn’t know there. Got very very drunk, and when I’m drunk I really just say whatever the hell I’m thinking. So I was talking to some older guy, I very nonchalantly said I was gutted I had Satan’s waterfall because there’s some very fit guys at the party. He was confused about my comment, so I then had to explain that Satan’s waterfall meant period.

Found out later that he was a priest. Not only that, but he was my aunts brother in law, never met the guy so had no idea. Definitely brought shame on the family that night.