cLOUD asked What’s the most ridiculous thing that’s hap…

My teacher decided to take a day off before a holiday, claiming that nobody was going to class and the transit was horrible.

The catch: he didn't send a class email. Instead, he sent a message in a WhatsApp group where not everybody was in. I ended up waiting for him along with some other students and disappointingly left after I discovered he wasn't going. On top of that basically every other classroom was full of students as usual, so I didn't think he would pull off something like that.

Arthur · 7mo

I ordered two bags of cat litter in September last year. The delivery went to a shed that didn't belong to me. The picture of the package sitting in a shed didn't give any hint of where the shed was. Fast forward 8 months and I find two bags of cat litter sitting on my doorstep! Still no clue as to where they'd been delivered to in the first olace.

Ed Hunter · 11mo

Being asked for help and advice about how to educate/train a puppy with a bad behaviour but then (my knowledge, help and myself) being despised when I did it.

Merida · 11mo

I saw a mosh pit at a metalcore concert

A · 12mo

I went on a date for the first time in a long time on a recent Monday. Later that night, my ex texted me. On that day of all days. The cosmic timing was ridiculous tbh

Teo · 12mo

I got hit with a dildo.

Commons · 12mo

Some nutty lady from our neighborhood left an unstamped letter in our mailbox (federal crime) which stated that we had some sort of verbal exchange with her about a dog on my property biting her dog when I came home on June 9th and opened my driveway to park my car blah blah blah. I have no dog in my backyard. I have no driveway in my back yard. In fact, I NEVER spoke to her before I knocked on her door. Which, it took me a total of FIVE times of driving over to her house on five different occasions for her to finally come out and speak to me. This lady seriously rattled my Jimmies. I was seeing red for a week. I have not been that mad for a long time.

LaDamaX · 12mo

I did point out some cool new music to some people and they replied with the most dumb sexist shit I ever encountered like: That singer is not my type, she wears a mini skirt in order to sell and advertise as usual but the work is done by the guys playing instruments, typical, though the guys look flatout dumb too and the music is flat too. The singer looks like a hoe but I prefer really sexy women who do it in an erotic way and not like cheap. - I did reply like: Keep your dumb sexist shit for yourself and don't act again like a 6yo boy pissing on sb else's sand castle just out of spite. - Reaction: Me? You resort to such language and have me insulted as sexist? - Yes. You.

Kate Matsuda · 12mo

I asked a small question in reply to a Twitter post and it started a whole flood of answers and arguments over the answers. I must have gotten 100 notifications by now.

Also, I microwaved some ramen noodles from an Asian store I got for my birthday, and the flavor dust in the flavor packet looked burnt. And it turned out the only taste it had was a mild ash taste.

cLOUD · 9 answers · 12mo