yeah but nobody lets me go into the grocery store with a paper bag over my head

Sometimes, yes.

Yes. One of the first things I see each morning when I roll out of bed are my toes. I hate it when my toes lack the sort of care and look I want. Same with fingers. I might feature my plum face at breakfast but my fingers and toes have to be ok for myself. Sure, that is depending on my body and not only on my level of care. I feel not good or well when I know my toes look ugly though. This is a weird thing I have since my childhood and it never become easy or vanished.