My assistant and I use to drive late at night and we'd put the radio on a local station that does love dedications where people call in and leave messages for their partners and it was/is so cringe, anyway she and I would start mocking people who called in and doing impressions of them and speculating on what they are apologizing for, like this dude was going on rambling for a solid 45 seconds about how sorry he was and baby please come home and we were like 'he must have fucked her sister'

Not that I can think of.

Yes.