Dingus asked 2 months ago

Are train tracks a good spot for a picnic?

Dingus

Are train tracks a good spot for a picnic?

I was talking to someone a few days ago who found a headless body on train tracks on his way to work one morning. EEK!

Maybe if you bring cushions, it looks uncomfortable.

Sure, as soon as the tracks are out of use and recycled it's a good spot.

No train tracks are for tying damsels to before you head over and foreclose on the orphanage (you may want to stop by home and wax your mustachio first)