Would you be flattered or insulted if I gave you a piece of the moon and some crackers?
Flattered you could somehow get a piece of the moon.
delighted and with lemonade even better!
I would love it, actually. May I have some stardust to sprinkle on top?
what kind of crackers?
Only when the moon is a big cheese.
I'd be happy about the moon piece, those are expen$ive, I might have mixed feelings with the crackers added.
What if they're also expensive crackers?
idk, it would help, but crackers can only be so expensive =p
insulted if it's just plain ol' saltines, at least give a brother some Ritz or Cheezits man
Wait do you expect me to eat the moon?
You'd better... 🌚🔪
😧 okay I will
🌚👉🪨 better give me a nice review on Yelp...
10/10, 5⭐️, I’ll do it, I swear 😳
How would you give me a pieace of the moon?
I'd buy it from Wallace and Gromit