Would you be flattered or insulted if I gave you a piece of the moon and some crackers?
Flattered you could somehow get a piece of the moon.
I would love it, actually. May I have some stardust to sprinkle on top?
what kind of crackers?
Only when the moon is a big cheese.
I'd be happy about the moon piece, those are expen$ive, I might have mixed feelings with the crackers added.
insulted if it's just plain ol' saltines, at least give a brother some Ritz or Cheezits man
Wait do you expect me to eat the moon?
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