I can’t trust my judgment to trust you

You're a liar...

there is a chance this food that you offered me is poisoned.

you're a self-driving car

you breathe fire and have spikes growing out of your head. It's a little concerning.

I don’t trust you.
Lo más claro es lo más decente. Just admit it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

You bit me! 😁😁

yeah I'm-a go ahead and wear a condom

I think I'm still going to ask a doctor

You look untrustworthy

I have issues to work through

I don't trust your mom

....I cannot remember the passcode of my credit card myself.

Don't come to my house

I'd be better off sticking my head in a lion's mouth and flicking it's love spuds with a wet towel!