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(Accredited) Early modern military historian and lead guitarist. That's it.
I know more riffs than your boyfriend.
Honourary Cossack
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If you play video games, what game are you currently playing? (Mobile games count to, but try not to default to that.
Hitman 3
Did the ancient greeks really believe in their gods?
Yes.
I've struggled with writing more but every time it'll end up in a longer answer, so just yes
Red Storm Rising by Tom Clancy
This was my third attempt, my first two were when I was 12 and let me tell ya reading a political thriller about the Cold War turning hot at 12 is impossibly hard
Very much enjoyed it
Been pretty meh on him mainly but he is allowing M1 Abrams to be used for their express purpose of tearing apart Moskal shitboxes, so based for a bit
In Germany we have a lot of Turkish immigrants. In the company I do work the Turkish father is greeted by his son who is working there as well like that: Hello legal alien! I'm a native! Old man eat this! - Later back in the Netherlands I have a discussion with a Dutch co-worker. He insults me by saying: You're a German moff (stinker) and never ever was something good coming from the east. Do you know such slurs too?
This is child's play compared to the Balkans lmao
Cameron Diaz or Monica Bellucci?
Monica Bellucci, I always get it up for the touch of the Italian kind
Have you ever had a one night stand?
I'm a fucking slut, of course I have
Bible John
I'm a coward so no
Father, he's a Protestant so I risk less chance of excommunication
Would you get LASIK?
I considered it when i was a teen so I could join the RAF
It never happened and I curse myself every day
I sent a voice recording of me reciting a Robert Burns poem to a girl I'm interested in.
It's not a clean poem, which is where the issue lies.
Do you use Brita?
Oh, Britta's in this?
Mate I try to speak Polish
I can pronounce things people wouldn't dream of
What does your favorite cup look like?
It has the Game of Thrones font with the edited Tyrion quote "I'm a history student, that's what I do. I drink and I know things".
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There is always headroom for insults.