Wow, I do not get declarations of love until AFTER coffee, well done! Anyway, my life has been one weird conversation after another, or sometimes people will go past talking and straight to rubbing a lottery ticket on my butt for 'good luck' it's almost like I live in a bad porno

🤔 yeah…conversations like that never happen to me

They want the booty obvi not the camera

The one I had the other day that I posted here. It was more of an argument but just as weird. The guy at my burger King was hellbent on convincing me a chicken sandwich is the same as a chicken salad.. no it isn't 😆 He's telling me it has lettuce, tomatoes, dressing just like a salad. I'm like but it's in bread, it's a sandwich!! I wanted to bite his face off😁

Well, there was this woman named Kate... She was exceedingly beautiful yet equally strange.

Not in real life, of course, but it went like this:

• hi (them)
• Hi, wanna chat? (me)
• no
• What is it then?
• nothing
• Okay...
• (30 minutes later) hi