LaDamaX · 10 answers · 1y

Young man/lady/person… What are you still doing up?!!! It’s 1 AM, and tomorrow is the first day of school!!!

I just can't sleep because I'm having one of those days (and nights). Everything I've done or said today has felt like I'm trying to guess what I would do or say in this situation, normally, if I was "home", but I ain't "home."

Also, the window is open and the smell of GAS keeps smacking me in the face. Is there a leak? Will it explode my pets? Should I get bangs? Should I shave my head? Should I acknowledge that having a head is disgusting and have mine removed and replaced with the real, full-size, light-up, prop sleigh from Ron Howard's essential masterpiece How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)? I just don't know.

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