LaDamaX · 11 answers · 1y

Satan opens up “Heck”, a lighter version of hell? What kinds of torture are in it?

I would be kind of disappointed that I didn't unlock the high achievement of full-on Hell.

All your clothes and underwear feel damp from the moment you put them on.

That is the place where all your favourites like ice cream are available but nothing else.

This is such a good question!

A massive spider disappears under your bedside table every time you’re getting ready to go to sleep. There’s only ever two sheets of toilet paper on the roll. The top twenty singles chart is loudly played on a constant loop. The salt and pepper pots are forever empty. Everyone you meet only speaks about football. Every item of clothing is made out of polyester and the whole place is a giant static nightmare.

Floor is lego, all commutes are plane rides where people clap when it lands, everyone forgets your name and refuses to remember it, you have 'swamp arse' and feel like you need to sneeze all the time.

Shows that end in cliffhangers… the dinner you’ve been looking forward to all day takes too long and you get full on bread, and the such

Yodel delivering a parcel and leaving it in a safe place, except ithe safe place isn't at your house, and there is no other clue other than the word "shed", and the India based webchat is closed until Monday!

The radio is playing nothing but songs about heartbreak.

Probably that Sharky sharky song playing over and over again lol nooo this is truly HECK!😆 I've reserved a seat in the VIP part of "heck" thank you kindly😁

You have to room with someone who knows your every pet peeve (also did they just drink the orange juice straight out of the bottle?) , the wi-fi drops out and re-connects exactly every 18 seconds, which is just as well because the streaming service is called HateFlix and it only has every show and movie you hate available, all beer is non-alcoholic, a giant pimple grows on your butt and it pops every time you sit down, anyway enjoy eternity

An invisible, immortal mosquito that spends most of its time buzzing around your ears. When you can't hear it, you know it's somewhere on your skin feeding. If you try to hit it, your hand will just pass through it. It never sleeps.

Stepping on Legos, waiting in line, driving in heavy traffic, getting your blood drawn, going to the dentist, listening to a song of your least favorite genre on repeat, getting splinters underneath your fingernail, etc.

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