Arent u glad I waited for 2 am for this?

🐼 for the most part evades 🐨's attempts

🦊might fake it for like 48 hours for a reaction but it's basically a nonissue. Worst scenario, itd real but completely unintentional. he rolls up to the planned parenthood with prosecco

🐺gets baby trapped (father). Too excited to Realize It's A Trap / consider paternity issues

🐰idt he would get baby trapped. Like he would be the guy that would like not ask for a paternity test or like offer to raise it as his own if it wasnt his.

🐨baby traps and also gets baby trapped (we can just insert most legal line here but 🌙 hits for both.

🌙baby traps and gets baby trapped. See above