I used to do that all the time, and I turned out fine

You OK? Do I need to call a crisis hotline on your behalf?

the FBI will be at your residence shortly

Why? If you’ve no milk, salt, pepper, and olive oil (or butter if you’re throwing all caution to the wind) on any plain pasta is really delicious. It also means your friends don’t have to worry that you’ve been on your own too long and they need to call someone.

next you're telling us you're making hot chocolate the same way

How does it feel to be on the level with Al Qaeda?

How do you live with yourself

Blasphemy, give me 100$ as repentance.

careful, such an abomination will cause my ancestors to spring from their graves seeking retribution - I'll bet it was even that Kraft powdered cheese in the box too SMH