There once was a fairy named Mary,
Her arms and her legs were quite hairy,
Around other fae,
She hid them away,
She feared they would find them quite scary
I’ve been at this for an hour!
There was a young woman called Betty/who thought she was terribly pretty/When she had a good look/at the selfie she took/she squealed, “I look just like a Yeti!”
There was a old man called Pops/with one big eye like a Cyclops/ Wherever he’d go /he’d scare people so/ they’d threatened to call in the cops.
There was a young man called Ned/who decided to clean out his shed/inside was a gryphon/Ned’s penis did stiffen/‘twas later that spring that they wed.
There was a young man called Binks/who had an inebriate sphinx/his neighbours were iffy/cos when it was squiffy/it’d break in and pee in their sinks.
There was a young lady called Sue/who drew vulgar cartoons in the loo/as she took out her Sharpie/so up popped a harpy/her bowels moved before they were due.
There was a young man with no beard, who said, 'It is just as my mother feared! Two squirrels and a hen, four bears and a wren, have all built their nests in her beard!
There was once a Medusa named Pimm
Who was so extremely thin
that when she shook her head
to make her hair snakes go bad
she got dizzy and made her mind dim.
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