Matt Walsh

James corden

Hand me a roll of toilet paper to write them down ..

You know who it is. A certain politician.

I wouldn't like to punch anyone in the face, unless that punch ended poverty or some shit

Punching someone who is awful in the face doesn't sound cathartic to me. Skin-to-skin contact with a person I hate? Ew.

But, I don't know, if I had one of those extendable boxing gloves I guess I'd take a shot at Tucker Carlson maybe? Particularly when he's making that face he makes, or, you know, promoting white replacement conspiracy theories on someone's grandma's TV. I was gonna say Charlie Kirk, but I think he'd cry, and since he has no friends there'd be no one to comfort him and that's just too pathetic.

Alexander Graham Bell cause fuck that guy.. 😆

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Jessica Alba

Im probabaly gonna get a LOT of anon hate for saying this, but Donald Trump...oh wait. You said famous, not infamous.