A wig

A shoe company. Because why not

A terminator robot that has been programmed to kill him

A soul, lol.

In all seriousness, im not really sure. Imo, all billonaires are assholes that dont really care about anyone other then themselves...i mean, who names thier kids that weird?

He should pay for my ears and eyes to be surgically removed and replaced with novelty coasters that say, "it takes a lot of balls to golf like I do!"

That way I don't have to hear about, or see, Elon Musk ever again.

A 🧠 ?

A vasectomy.

A gag - literally and virtually.

Retrospring

Would be funny to see him buy a news network. See what changes happen.

Some brain ....

honestly? all of google, microsoft, amazon, meta combined.

A million AIs to keep him entertained and away from us forever

A TV station