yeah I'm well enough to live and work and sick enough to be miserable doing it, well played God

Yes

a few

No, I'm faking it so I can trade places with my secret twin, who does have health problems

A bit but nothing serious right now.

Kind of but not really but yea

Probably, but they're not real unless they get diagnosed, so I'm safe (not medical advice, do not imitate me)

Hahaha, yes.

Why, I got umpteen injections in my right shoulder just yesterday because it’s bloody agony.

Yes. Chronic condition that I manage w medication.

Some.

Yup. I think I talked about them in my past answers.