I've seen someone who gave me their toaster oven. So we had the actual same oven.

I don't own an oven. I never did.

Yes

No. Mine is black. Everyone seems to have white or silver. (I can’t not notice these things.)

The oven in my flat is a mass product. There must be many thousands of owners of that model. But in fact I never met one in person.

My crappy 60s oven that has not worked since day 1 of us moving in? That one? No.

I couldn't even tell you what brand oven I have right now TBH

Not that I remember, but I may not have noticed, and if I did, I probably wouldn't remember. But I probably never have, because our oven is a really old kind. It's all mechanical, just knobs and a mechanical clock (like numbers that physically move), and of course the electricity required to power the filaments and the mechanical clock.

(This question sounds slightly sexual.)
Yes. It’s a pretty standard model stove.

No.

Yep... my neighbour... and my other neighbour.... and their neighbours... new build block.

Omg no that'd be so embarrassing. Like one of us has to change