Arman · 6 answers · 1y

"We've seen war. We don't want war. But if you want war with the United States of America, there is one thing I can promise you, so help me God. Someone else will raise your sons and daughters." How effective are your threats? Do people take your threats seriously?

It won't be me, I'll only raise your agender and non-binary kids. Feel free to drop off those little tadpoles before you apparently get WHACKED OFF by the US military. I promise I'll do my best to prevent them from ever having to go to Florida or join the military.

Threats are very Karenesque to me, so I don't make them. Well, unless people interpret my offering to raise their children as a threat... But that's only half the country would.

I certainly have neither energy nor lifetime to spend on acts of individual or social brutality. However, my defense is almost silent and mercyless.

I don't usually make threats, I just do whatever it is that I would make a threat about

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