What is that?
No, if I did that then things like that time I looked out the window and my glasses fell into a tree wouldn't ever happen. I'd rather just keep the $4000 I would have if I was considering LASIK, and be able to have all these fun experiences, like my $80 glasses in a tree. Or off of my face and into the deep, dark crevice of a reclining couch's seat, get caught in the reclining mechanisms, and subsequently crushed if I move at all. How am I living, if these things are not happening?
Aside from that, my eyes aren't that bad. I don't wear my glasses as much as I'm "supposed" to, and I also feel like when they're on they distract people from the rest of my face. So I need them.
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