this

did Schrodinger's cat die afterall?

Am I going to do anything worthwhile?

I would read "Yes" as a lie, and "No" as a confirmation that I'm hopeless, so it's better that I just don't know.

almost had me there for a second

What person could I become if I made different choices in life.

Probably most "religious" questions(? Is there a God? Is there an afterlife? I don't care, leave me alone. uwu

no such thing