the f00fy one · 9 answers · 11mo

What's the weirdest book you've read?

I once had a horrible guide to dragons in my hands. All the illustrations were pixelated and poorly cropped images that you could tell were collected from random places on the internet and had no continuity. They all had drop shadows and the background was dark blue and purple gradients and bright yellow text. Never reading any of the texts, I threw that monstrosity into Mount Doom as soon as I saw the graphic horrors it spawned.

In the context of books read for entertainment: public transport timetable books. Unfortunately, my local transport authority stopped providing printed ones in 2012. It's still possible to download printable pages on the website though, and the staff at their office can print individual lines for you.

Not a book but the "50 Shades of DannyPhantom.exe [SMUT]" on wattpad. I have fear to this day of that smut, I couldn't read past p2. It was horrible and funny.

The Bible (not a "religion bad" statement, it is genuinely the weirdest book I can think of)

Naked Lunch is definitely one of them. A close second would be As I Lay Dying (Faulkner).

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