If you could lay an egg, would you?
that would be FUN
Not only would I lay it, I’d poach it and have it for dinner.
No, what am I gonna do with an egg I laid?
Make scrambled eggs / grow a child!
I don't want to eat my own eggs, and I don't want a child!
Yes, might as well. Something different. Besides, it would probably feel good.
I wouldn't so it can be my very little secret.
Maybe if I knew a pretty girl was come along and fertilize it 😏