No, we have an understanding - I don't bother the trash pandas and they don't bother me

I would love to but I know they have razor-sharp teeth and claws and so no.

What if I told you I've already pet several raccoons?

It would be a boon to pet a raccoon. Maybe late in June, while under a full moon. I’d play a cracking tune - maybe even croon. I’d feed it bits of prune lovingly from a spoon, and still be there at noon. People would think I’m a loon, but I don’t care.

There's no such thing like petting like a cat.
I would pet with consent.