fristi asked 3 months ago

You have found a golden banana. What do you do with it?

fristi

You have found a golden banana. What do you do with it?

When life gives you golden bananas, you eat the banana, then leave the skin behind to cause a trail of destruction

Hmm, if I've learned anything, it's that golden fruits do the same thing as their normal version but with much more intensity. So the golden banana has to slip a lot! Zero friction! So I would cut it in half and put each piece under my paws. The most efficient skates in the world!

Put it in a drawer and forget about it, knowing me.

Take it to the nearest horny police station, maybe it can relieve those detained there

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