You become an animal (other than a human). Which one?
A scorpion. Ain't got no interest in anybody fucking around with me.
hmmm ... tough choice. Domestic fox? run around, make weird noises and screams, bite my owner's hand and steal their phone to bury it in a hole. sounds pretty good
Meow meow meow
what do you mean it's not an animal :'(
It's okay, you get a pass, just this once~
lucihaj cuddles you gently
koala. just sleep all day uwu
capybara at the japanese capybara spa
coconut doggy epsi...
cat. (you were probably able to guess that one)
of course :3c
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