With cream and sugar.

I don't drink coffee, shit's nasty.

Crankin' thru my sys

I prefer it cold brewed with sweet cream.

I need a double espresso with the same amount of steamed milk in it plus a teaspoon of sugar in it. Sometimes it is just the double espresso though.

I won't drink it unless it has plenty of sugar and cream.

W sugar free vanilla creamer

A little bit of creamer tbh

The sugar/cream ratio doesn't matter because I want the coffee administered to me exclusively through the powerful coffee breath of others

Same way I like my men: not at all

black without anything added

Back with sugar.

Black with a single cube

If I'm somewhere that has something like sweet Italian cream then I will have a hit of that, if not then very light cream and sugar, I don't want the sugar overpowering everything else