My extreme awkwardness is a sight to behold, a source of bewilderment and astonishment.

That I'm dumb. I know I'm not, but I don't always feel confident when I speak to some of these master orators I've met over my professional career.

Bad debts

Only a few people like me spontaneously.

Oh, I'm not insecure at all except about looking and sounding like a man, having a bad personalty, disappointing everyone all the time, and existing in general. But otherwise

I'm a triple threat: I don't know shit, I don't get stuff, and I don't understand things

nothing

My Shaquille O'neal feet ;)