You're now president of your country. What do you do first ?
Salaire à vie.
Je crie ACAB.
I'd like to try this red button, it seems really funny !
èé no touchy!
The Big Red Button™ :D
J'abolis l'Etat !!
… I resign as soon as possible.
I don't want so much responsibility. I wouldn't be able to handle it and do anything, let alone something good…
Well you could always disolve the republic...
That'd be an idea, yes