I'd rather have no friends.

I think I’d rather be alone.

No friends plz

The latter, but maybe it depends on how shitty they are.

No friends. I don't have the social energy for maintaining normal friendships, let alone shitty ones.

None

No friends.

Considering I already get annoyed by regular friends from time to time, I'd pick the former.

I have no friends and I am okay with it. I'm gonn read the answers now, hope nobody said shitty friends.

This is/was my current dilemma. I chose to cut ties with the toxic people in my life because they weren't adding anything positive to it.

No friends, thanks. And Thank God for the existence of dogs and cats.

none, cuz I can do bad by myself