What is the spiciest food you've eaten?
Carolina reapers.
It was an ordinary thanksgiving holiday. Newlywed Cloud and her husband were over at his aunt’s house, where everyone were gathered. The food laden table was dotted with clear jars full of spicy chili pastes made and brought in by each household. You could drizzle it on your plate if you so wished for extra slice. Cloud, wanting to impress everyone with her spice tolerance went for the “black devil,” the spiciest one that nobody wanted to touch. All were impressed. But cloud decided to go one step further, and instead of drizzling, doused her food. Oh she had fun for a few minutes. The taste was simply amazing. Kind of spicy. But amazing. Omg, really spicy... but still good.. what the fuck her lungs were in fire !!!! But still yummy... 🌶 🥵 she put on a brace face and nodded politely to amazed compliments. But inside, she was dying. Half an hour later, her lips and lungs were no longer burning up... but... suddenly, in the middle of an interesting conversation, cloud’s belly tumbled ominously. That’s fine, she convinced herself. She had, after all, battled and stifled diarrhea urges before. Little did she know that this time it was different. Whatever was inside her was going to get out, no matter how hard cloud clenched. Oh, don’t get her wrong, she tried. But being an experienced diarrhea holder, she knew this was one battle she could not win. So, she made a decision. She would shit her guts out. But NOT in this house. No sir... she was not going to flush her new gained respect down the toilet. So, she sneaked out, drove to her parents’ house about 20 minutes away, and exploded on her childhood toilet. Oh my goodness, what a glorious explosion it was... it left her shaking and weak but so thankful that it hadn’t happened in the car. Then, she wiped her butt and went back to the party like nothing had happened. TLDR; ate some spicy chili, had painful diarrhea.
Mayonnaise
Forest-Curry Thai style. When that doesn't blow your head you are dead.
I eat spicy food most every day. I honestly can’t tell you which has been the spiciest. I do recall that a drowned torta (Mexican bolsillo roll submerged in arbol chile sauce and then fried and then stuffed w pork carnitas with pickled chilies lettuce tomato, cheese, crema and onions)— although so good, gave me a horribly upset stomach after eating it. It was super spicy but oh so delicious.
You know those 🌶️'s on restaurant menus indicating how spicy an item is? Typically you don't see more than 4-5 at a time, but this Thai place had about 20 next to their crispy basil pork which I understood to be a challenge. It was so damn hot even my nose felt like flames were shooting out of my nostrils.
fine chinese noodles with same fried fine chinese noodles with some chili peppers. Was painful and I couldn't finish it.
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