A tornado flew around my room before you came, excuse the mess it made.

Read the IP packet attached to it, and maybe send a reply back.

catch it

pigeon pie time

I let it settle down in the hopes that I can catch it so that I can release it outside.

Get the broom.

Why hello there Mr. Pigeon, I can only assume that by entering my home you want to be my new best friend forever... and ever... and ever (slams window shut) now what are we going to name you?

Admire that it just knows what it wants in a relationship and isn't afraid to be up front and open about it

I say: Get out or end in my frying pan. I never had one in my pan.

Call the police. Trespassing is a crime, I'll have you know lil burdy!

Run around squealing.

that bitch lives here now

Try to catch it and free it