You know her

Tall, muscular but not overly so and soft around the edges, has a good sense of style and dresses well, confident but not arrogant, intelligent enough to be a good conversationalist, dependable, loyal.

I Wonder if I have one

Well, basically like Athena. Yes, the Greek goddess. Knowledgeable, pretty, able to fight and defend, having brains and a bit of humour, sad to have lost her friend Pallas still and not a drunkard like the rest of the Olympics ;)

This is making me think about that movie Weird Science and how the studios would have buried it these days...anyway I don't believe in some checklist, I meet someone and let the magic happen and the DNA fly

I hate to break it to you. There is no such thing.

Gay, likes me at least a little bit, not abusive, not a nerd, six jaws, banshee screams so loud in my face that I melt and die moments after meeting them and all my problems are solved

Green eyes, bad temper and a rap sheet as long as Stacy Keibler’s legs

Alison Brie