Pandy · 16 answers · 3y

Zap! You've been cursed. You get to choose being forever ugly or forever poor. Which curse do you choose? (indecision = both curses)

Id rather be pig ugly sitting in the back of a limo than beautiful sleeping on a park bench.

I'm already poor and already bearing my acne scars. Why do you want to put more shit on these fragile shoulders? Hm?

wait wait I need a clarification here - like for ugly I instantly mutate and for poor I maintain my current appearance? under those circumstances I'm gonna go with ugly, I feel like at the very least if I'm ugly enough I can get a show on TLC...I need a title though, like Leggo my Uggo! That would be perfect for a dating show, how do we make this happen???

👀 bippidyboppidyBoof I'll use a mirror and curse you.... Ain't no way I'll go down without a fight💥

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