Pandy · 8 answers · 2y

Honesty Hour: What do you do in a situation where you've needed to take a poo in a public toilet only to find once you've make your er 'deposit to the brown bank' that there is no toilet paper remaining?

Okay. Number one (pardon the pun), this would never happen because I would’ve checked first. Number two (hee hee), I’d shout something like “is there any toilet roll” and a nice person would pass some under the door/cubicle (women do that for each other you know). Number three, I always have tissues. Always.

Crap. This is my nightmare. Thankfully I always have my diaper bag with me and I’ll just use baby wipes

Paper towels, plastic bags, drive through receipts, just about everything is in play - hell I'll just probably go swipe napkins from the McDonald's next door or something if I have to

Eww. Well I don't know, I sure hope that never happens. Probably ask the next person that comes in to get a janitor or something.

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