Quit.

Much like any relationship, an employer is never so sacrosanct to me that I would betray my colleagues or my own morals.

If they're willing to treat others like that, they'd do it to me too.

Fuck no... I don’t deal with sneaky little rats like that.

Do it. Wrongful termination lawsuits are extremely lucrative, especially here where the laws favor workers.

I’d tell them they should be ashamed of themselves and fire them first.

WTF?

I'd tell them "Go fuck yourself", thanks. Because you know, manners are manners and you have to be a grateful person

NO. I REFUSE.

Absolutely not. I might even tell the boss that this person asked me to do that.