I never learned how to fight.

I can

I do have a special talent - that is, I am able to emit extremely loud and high pitched screams. No one wants to take on a screamer

It’s been a while, but I can hold my own.

I do warrior yoga.. if that counts?

100% yes. Whether I'll be able to win or not is a whole different story

If I have to, I took up boxing lessons when I was rehabbing, learned a lot...things like footwork and balance are just as important as raw strength