Pandy · 11 answers · 1y

Which blessing would you take? The ability to speak to animals OR the ability to speak all human languages.

Definitely talk to animals, not even close. Anybody can learn a foreign language if they need or want to, or even just use Google translate. Compared to talking to animals, you'd hardly learn anything new just by talking to people who speak a different language. It would be fascinating, world-changing, groundbreaking to know what animals are thinking. It would be something akin to first contact. Also I could tell all these damn cats to use the litterboxes. =P

The ability to speak to animals. I'd declare myself the king of all animals and rule over them. It'd be cool to command some birds to shit on my haters!

OMG the human languages and it isn't close, sorry pet lovers but your fur baby will say the most asinine shit, these creatures chase their own tails and laser pointers and they might even eat their own feces

Sometimes it is preferable to stay ignorant. But if I must understanding all humans is a bit better. They at least might lie sometimes.

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