when I first read this question I thought you were asking us to describe our relationship... but in terms of bacon strips.

I think I was wrong tho. anyway, I eat bacon when it's in front of me but it's not rly a staple in my diet. I rarely use it in my own cooking

[08-19-19]

We used to be friends, but we haven't really hung out in years.

Regular but unscheduled and with longer pauses in between savage eating.

i like it but i think its the most overrated food ever

Sometimes I remember to have breakfast.

sweaty, naughty Lust filled late night hump a thons :)

Well, it's not Shrek and Fiona. Bacon disgusts me tbh, but people have been pushing us into an arranged marriage my whole life. I'm just not big into pork in general, it's kind of heinous unless it's in bun thit nuong.

It’s terribly overrated. Fight me.

I stopped eating it so I can watch cute videos of pigs without feeling guilty.

we had a little commitment ceremony up in Vermont a few years back, it was beautiful

1 : 5

Entirely shameless.

Chips with bacon flavour I always liked fine but all ALL the rest of it, is just disgusting. Worst part the poor pigs.

We’re life-partners.

Once in a while I eat a bag of bacon jerky.