Has a bird ever pooped on you?
Yeah, in line at an amusement park. It got like two rows of people. Luckily it was the last ride of the day.
ah that sucks, good job it was the end of the day!
Yes, I loved that parrot regardless.
Yes. A seagull attacked me while landing on a pole high beyond my reach. The bloody beast!
No, but they've got my car more than once.
I can think of at least three times. Seagulls are savages.
Not that I remember, but it's possible that it happened and I forgot. I forget a lot of things. :/
lol maybe when i was a kid
I don't really remember a trauma like that.
Yeh, like one time I was in a moving car with the window down and bird poop flew in and landed on the back of my hand. Pretty sure that bird must have done that intentionally.
Twice. Once a bird shit on my new hat just as I got home. Another time one shit on my finger as I reached out to press the crosswalk sign.
No, I don't think so.
No, but a kid has. What’s your pick? Bird vs. Baby.
...er um ahhhh panics
Nah, never been that lucky